PiratesOnly — The Best Sea of Thieves Dating App

Are ye ready to take yer pirate voyage to the next level?

Arrrh! Matey! Unlike other Sea of Thieves apps out there, PiratesOnly doesn't hide the fact that it's the best dating app to find yer PvP (or PvE) partner fer life! Are ye ready to start yer lifelong voyage, take the plunge, and find the true love of yer pirate life? Arrrh! Don't be fooled by imitation apps! Choose only the best. Choose: PiratesOnly.

Exclusively released unexclusively on May 19th, 2022, ye can find yer exclusive pirate partner on the somewhat semi-exclusive Seas of Thieves. Don't believe us? That's okay. I wouldn't believe a pirate either (especially a pirate legend which we arrrh!) Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Cras non felis vitae lorem rutrum dapibus.

Just look at the satisfied users on this page, happy as can be, enjoying life on the waters with their new partners, found only through PiratesOnly. Class aptent taciti sociosqu ad litora torquent per conubia nostra, per inceptos himenaeos. In luctus elit magna, non scelerisque turpis blandit id. Duis eu aliquam sapien. Did ye get all that? Stop writing you muppet!

Don't wait another minute to find hot single pirates with or without teeth, legs, or hands, in yer area of the waters. …and remember to subscribe to yer favorite Twitch streamers! Like our sponsor! Just check the link in the header and start watchin'!

Still not convinced? We don't mind ye trying out the competition. We've heard that there be some PvP Twitch streamers out there promoting their own Pirate dating app! Ya best start believin' in ghost stories if ye head over there… Ye will soon be realizin' that like the call of greed to buried treasure, ye can't escape the love we can provide. Oh ho! Find out why we be the greatest and definitely the best PiratesOnly dating app on the market! Arrrh!

This page is entirely a parody, all in good fun, and absolutely not endorsed by Rare Ltd. or anyone else.

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